Why is English so weird?

 "Why is English so weird?   Why is English Pronunciation so Difficult to Learn..professional development offered by Kristen Perry, PhD. from the University of Kentucky on June 16.  Operation Read,volunteers have access to  regular training .   My head was spinning as I left the training.  I was fearful to tip my head, I was concerned all the information would slip out.... To begin the training, she offered this letter published in the London Sunday Time (3 January, 1965)

I take it you already know

Of tough and bough and cough and dough?

Others may stumble but not you,

On hiccough, thorough, laugh, and through,

Well done! And now you wish, perhaps,

To learn of less familiar traps?

Beware of heard, a dreadful word

That looks beard and sound like bird,

And dead:  it's said like bed, not bead --

For goodness' sake don't call it "deed"!

Watch out for meat and great and threat

(They rhyme with suite and straight and debt).

A moth is not a moth in mother

Nor both in bother, broth in brother,

And here is not a match for there

Nor dear and fear for bear and pear,

And then there's dose and rose and lose-

Just look them up --- and goose and choose,

And cork and work and card and ward,

And font and front and word and sword,

And do and go and thwart and cart --

Come, come, I've hardly made a start

A dreadful language? Man alive!

I'd mastered it when I was five!

Volunteers

Kristen Perry, PhD.

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